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I grew up living on Military Bases. My Dad was an Army Soldier. Most of these were Army Forts, but several were Joint Forces Bases. That means that they consisted of several or all branches of our Military, Army, Air Force, Navy, and Marines. The Military is HEAVY into “Equal Opportunity,” or EO. Equal Opportunity Policy and Training is basically Political Correctness Training, Anti-Racism Training, Women’s Rights and Anti-Sexism Training, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Training (although that’s going away now I believe, so I guess they’re replacing that portion of EO with “don’t bother gay people” or “leave homosexual people alone and don’t discriminate against them” Training), Cultural Correctness and Cultural Awareness Training when you are stationed in a foreign country [plus you usually are required to take some sort of local customs crash course], and any other types of Training that would prevent you from stepping on your dick, i.e., offending anyone for you civilian folks.

We all learned this stuff, not just my Dad. If my Dad learned it, we learned it. Soldiers constantly had to take these classes (different types – there are like 20 different courses) every few weeks because this was the era when the Military was transitioning from that rough and gruff good old boy days to the new modern era of touchy feely. The mantra boiled it down to, “Everyone is Green.” There are no sexes. There are no races. There are only unisex green people and everyone is equally the same. “Lean, Green, Fighting Machine” is a common chant amongst most combat units.

When I grew up, I was a Military Brat. My Mom and Dad moved every 1 – 3 years. I lived beside every race, creed, nationality, gender, religious background, and sexual preference on this planet. And you know what? They were all equally green to me. I didn’t care. I never cared. My first girlfriend was green, well, black. One of my best friends was green, well, Japanese. My weight lifting partner in high school, that I trusted my life with, who held 360 pounds over my chest to catch it and keep it from crushing me and killing me if I had muscle failure and couldn’t dump the weight, was green, well Puerto Rican. Several of my friends in high school were green, well, gay. The first person that I committed an act of vandalism with was green, well, White. LOL!!!

People are not “made gay.”

People are not “turned gay.”

People are not “forced or coerced into becoming gay.”

People are BORN gay. Hum… Who gives life to a Baby inside a mother’s womb? I know! GOD!!! GOD is who gives life to a Baby inside a mother’s womb, that’s who! GOD! So GOD gave life to a Baby inside a mother’s womb, gave life to a GAY BABY! What? How can this be? If people are not “made, turned, forced, or coerced” into becoming Gay, but are born Gay and God KNEW that the Baby was going to be Gay but he gave LIFE to the Baby anyway, does this mean that God is WRONG? WHAT? GOD IS WRONG? Or could it be that there is NOTHING WRONG with Gay People? Could it be that being born Gay is just as natural as being born with 10 fingers and 10 toes? WOW! So either God is Wrong or it is Normal and OK to be Gay. Which is it? Well, if God is wrong, then that negates the existence of God and I for one just can’t have any part of that! So that leaves us with only one possible choice…Gay people are GREEN!!!

We Are All Green In The Eyes Of God