HiccaBurpFartSneeze
HiccaBurpFartSneeze
A wise friend once told me, “Whatever you do, if you’re in the middle of burping and you all of a sudden have the uncontrollable urge to sneeze, STOP DOING ONE OR THE OTHER.”
Wanting to return the favor and offer some advice of my own, I replied:
Ah! The old "SneezaBurp!"
We all know that the most PAINFUL one though is the “HiccaBurpFartSneeze!”
You know, it’s kind of like:
Painful hiccup –mini-fart… …painful hiccup–mini-fart… …burp …aahhhchooooooeeeeeeblurrp <Hyper-Speed-Air-CuttingGunPressure Fart ComesFromNoWhere And Cuts AND BlowsANewHoleOutYourAss At 1000 Times The Speed Of Sound> …..eeeeeeee….. big – agonizing – burst -your – esophagus – burp – bubble..{perhaps a shart at the apex of your sneeze and farting, or shitting your drawers} …eeeeeee… tear the lining of your lungs kind of sneeze… …followed immediately by a second painful sneeze usually…{depending upon how drunk you are, at this point, you may actually shit yourself from laughter at the fact that are actually in the middle of a "HiccaBurpFartSneeze"}… …and a very, very rare few, sometimes a third!!!
I don’t try to control or mute my sneezes. I just let them fly freely. Perhaps that explains why I have shit myself in public so many times?
Her advice is probably a better route to follow over mine.
teddwebb 